Hey. Lady. How Old Are You??

My name is Tanya. I am 31 years, 7 months and 25 days old.  I was born in 1987. I grew up with Cabbage Patch Kids, Loonie Tunes, and Polly Pocket (version 1.0); and when I was 10 I wanted to be (or meet) a Spice Girl more than I wanted anything else in the whole...

read more

Putting the ‘Us’ in Uterus.

Good afternoon. Welcome to my vagina, would you like to sit down? Please, make yourself comfortable. It seems to be a hot topic these days. Everyone’s all about the uterus and vaginas and what’s going on all up in there. So I thought I would take this opportunity to...

read more

To All The Buttholes I’ve Loved Before.

I’m so glad I had the opportunity to date so many buttholes.  Buttholes are such an important part of the self-development process. They highlight all the areas in that we lack. If you have trouble drawing boundaries - no problem! A butthole will come a take advantage...

read more

I’m Cool With Jesus.

I have a pretty solid belief system. It doesn’t really follow any particular organized religion. In fact, it sort of just fell into my brain one day, and I never really told anyone about it, I just silently joked to myself that it’s called Tanyaism. One day I’ll...

read more

Why Do We Create?

Would you still create if no one was there to acknowledge it? What is it that moves you to make your art? To sing your songs, put your words on paper, your hands on your craft. Isn’t it meant to be a short period of time that we are temporarily not entirely human?...

read more

The “S” Word.

I have been struggling with my emotional body over the past while.  I have been suffocating myself in certain expectations of my life and myself that have gone unfulfilled. It’s a tricky thing sometimes, because I’m lucky enough to have a lot of perspective - enough...

read more



  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • iTunes
  • Spotify
  • YouTube
  • Facebook


3 + 1 =